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Stories of Customers, Colleague and Documents - A Great Evening
As many of us are contemplating what the downturn in the economy is going to do to us next, it was good to get together to exchange stories, especially humorous ones. Actually we bounced back and forth between funny episodes and the brass-tacks of how best to deal with the current job market (link to photos).
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A funny thing happened on the way to the electrical store, or shocking truths about Israel
Ok, so being that I worked for years as an electronics technician, I should come as no surprise that my favorite food item in Israel the new drink, Shocko.
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What is the relationship between technical writers and cats?
Why do so many of us adore those feline creatures and encourage multiple versions underfoot simultaneously? Why that's easy! Cats are ...
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Aliyah organizations 101
For some reason (probably because I don’t like getting flamed) today’s article has been avoiding the word processor for several days. I finally realized that I was looking at the whole thing wrong.
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“You have to be out of here with in two weeks or your stuff will be out on the sidewalk by next Friday.”
February 22 2008
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Welcome to Chelm!
February 7 2008
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Moving to Chelm
Making aliyah is supposed to be the fulfillment of my of your Jewish identity, so why does Israel make it so difficult? Wasn’t it bad enough in America being the only one who did not hunt for Easter Eggs or bring presents to exchange for the “holiday” party. Now the shoe is on the other foot, and suddenly I have the funny accent, and my skills “are not specific enough”. Laugh and cry with a recent olah as she navigates Israeli bureaucracy.More...
God and the Technical Writer
March 16 2007
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And in the beginning there was nothing. And then one day a huge bang was heard that echoed round the universe and when the smoke had cleared, all that could be seen was a giant Product Manager and a petite Technical Writer
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I Do Not Understand HR People
March 12 2007
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I had an appointment to speak to the technical writing manager...
I arrived 10 minutes early for the meeting with the HR lady and was told to sit in the foyer and wait. That is what I did - for more than an hour. Eventually...
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I arrived 10 minutes early for the meeting with the HR lady and was told to sit in the foyer and wait. That is what I did - for more than an hour. Eventually...
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Did It Work Out?
February 28 2007
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...on my last day there I told him that in my humble opinion the machine was under priced and the panel was really ugly
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The point of my existence
February 20 2007
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I had a marvelous encounter yesterday which simply begged to be written down and shared with other technical writers.
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How I Got Started
February 15 2007
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I had spent most of my working life as a mainframe service engineer at IBM and the thought of sitting in one place the whole day was scarier to me than bungee jumping over a crocodile infested swamp.
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My First Day as a Technical Writer
February 15 2007
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He poured two glasses and we wished each other l’Hayim and a sort of blessing on the new book. Technical writing suddenly took on a completely different structure and I could definitely get used to this.
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Baby Steps
January 8 2007
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I’m not saying that I have it that badly coz I don’t. Nobody chains me to my desk and sticks hot skewers up my nose.
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From Word to FrameMaker with Love
December 26 2006
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Stream of Mumpyness
This article fuses the "Stream of Consciousness" literary technique with the world of technical writing. The end result is best viewed after taking mind-altering drugs.
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Things that Made me Laugh This Week
November 8 2006
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My boss stood over my shoulder while I was sitting down working on my computer. All of a sudden I realized that there was a buzzing sound coming from his trousers.
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Rosh Katan
October 23 2006
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I’m going to be a Rosh Katan from now on. For those of you who don’t speak Hebrew, a Rosh Katan is somebody who does the minimum that they can get away with and doesn’t make any extra effort.
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Do you know what makes me angry?
October 8 2006
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Do you know what makes me angry? I mean, do you know what makes me really, really, really angry?
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Ahhh Good Times
September 10 2006
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Have you noticed how they always say that on reality TV shows even though they haven’t gone anywhere? ... Is it my fault that I enjoy writing up features, should I apologize for running with glee to document bugs; do I need treatment for my pathological enjoyment of sitting with R&D developers?
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Brilliant Ideas
August 25 2006
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So my boss wants me to come up with something “new” in time for the Sales Conference at the end of October.
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Schadenfreude
August 19 2006
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Pick your Battles
August 13 2006
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In case you hadn’t picked up on it, the Mumpy is a sensitive soul, and gets offended at the slightest provocation. When you look up the phrase “water off a duck’s back” in the dictionary, you will never see a photo of the Mumpy.
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The Art of Loitering
At long last, I have the answer to the question that has baffled technical communicators for years. The question is, of course, what makes a good technical writer.
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Take No Responsibility
I sent out some Release Notes for review the other week. In the Release Notes, I had documented a new feature which posed some risk to the customer’s organization if they were not very careful with their configuration. A leading support engineer emailed me back asking me to include the following note:
[Company Name] takes no responsibility for the following feature.
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[Company Name] takes no responsibility for the following feature.
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Nothing melts a Mumpy more
Just when I thought it was all over and I was going to resign from my job and become a wet nurse, something unexpected happened to me. I was sitting in a meeting with my team (Product Management) – minding my own business and lost in a pleasant daydream about George Michael, when I heard my name mentioned.
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Information Teaser
My boss is an information-teaser. Picture the scene. I am sitting in my boss’s office, notepad in one hand, pen in the other, and a look of intensely, earnest concentration on my face. My boss is standing by the white board discussing a white paper he wants me to write about subject X.
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Have You Marinated Your User Guide Lately?
The other day somebody sent me a funny sentence taken from an advert for a technical writer published on Jobnet. The advert stated they were looking for a technical writer who was good at writing, editing and marinating technical articles.
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Don't Ask
Things Not To Say to a Technical Writer and How to Respond
But nobody ever reads the manuals anyway. As said by a Product Manager in a large meeting. The correct response to this does not involve extreme injury to certain body parts. The recommended course of action is
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But nobody ever reads the manuals anyway. As said by a Product Manager in a large meeting. The correct response to this does not involve extreme injury to certain body parts. The recommended course of action is
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